Being a flight attendant is hard work. There's long hours cramped up in flying metal tubes, serving (and eating) horrible food, interminable waits in boring airports. And worst of all, you can't be seen in public without your trademark hat and scarf. How else are dudes in every city you visit supposed to know that you're just passing through for the evening and need a place stay? Which leads to another difficult part of the job: all the sex. After all, you do have to live up to all those porn stereotypes about your profession. It's tough life—but just think of the money you save on airfare!

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