A look back at the week that was ...

· In case you haven't heard, Jesse Jane is kinda hot.
· Are we getting sea sick or is that another Pirate ship on the (very distant) horizon?
· Are there any stories from our childhood that haven't been sullied by porn's tender embrace? Just checking, because we want to make sure they all get covered.
· Old madams don't die. Seriously, you can't kill this one.

· Teagan Presley is where the boys aren't. Literally.
· As we always say, even a little sideboob is better than no boob.
· Porn is the purr-fect crime (Sorry.)
· How do you prefer your girls—busting out or just busting up?
· Remember, no cake until you've, uh ... "finished" dinner. You might want that a la mode, too.

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