We all know by now that hotel rooms are supposed to be among the filthiest places on the planet, what with all those cooties crawling over even the most innocuous looking remote control. So they next time you check into, say, an Extended Stay hotel (for whom this viral video was allegedly made), hope that a lovely blonde like this one has taken the trouble to swab down everything thoroughly in advance of your arrival. And then wonder why they aren't charging you twice as much to stay there. (Video after the jump.)

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• "A Girl, Her Tongue and a Hotel Room" (YouTube; more @ extstay.com)

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