Hey kids, it's almost August ... and you know what that means! Time start thinking about the hot nude calendars you're going to be hanging on your bedroom wall in 2009! Naturally, we turn to the European calendar fanatics at Areaticino who have already everything you need to know about this "Luci's Angels" 12-month spread, even though it's in Italian and makes no sense to us (though you shouldn't have any problem whatsoever understanding the hotness of models Lisa Dalla Via and Marianne Puglia). So what if it's six months early? If this is what we have to look forward to next year, January can't come soon enough.

· LUCI's ANGELS calendario 2009 di Lucignolo (Areaticino)

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