How Do You Organize Your Porn?

We'd like to think that there's no such thing as too much porn. But when you've been collecting it for years, you have to question that assumption. Sure, having room upon room (or hard drive upon hard drive) full of smut seems like the ultimate in decadent living ... but when you feel like rubbing one out in a hurry, you need to be able to quickly separate your dirtpipe milkshakes from your ass smoothies and find exactly what you're looking for as quickly as possible. And sometimes excess comes at the expense of efficiency.

As the digital age has made the piling up of porn all too easy, this is a plight that many of us have come to know all too well. We recently heard from a reader who's swimming in smut and desperate to know what he can do to sort things out ...

I find myself having several gigs of porn on my computer (over 60 gig) and I'm running into an organizational problem. I have been altering the file names with codes to categorize my porn (as in having A for anal, for CP for cream pie) but it's very cumbersome and I have to sort through it manually.

Are there any solutions out there that you know of that organizes porn in a very intuitive way? Do you think any of your reader base would know? If so, please tell me! I would love to hear a possible solution! If not, I plan on looking into writing an application with a sqlite database to easily tag porn and make searches very quick.

Since we're usually too busy looking for porn to actually take the time to organize it, we figured we'd pass his question along to you, our savvy smut-loving readers. So tell us: how do you organize your porn? Do you have a special system? Is there a program out there that easily and efficiently sorts and separates, keeping the MILFs away from the hot coeds and the messy facials apart from the anal cream pies? Is there a quick and easy solution — or are we all just destined to fight our way through an ever increasing amount of smut, closing our eyes and hoping for the best? Let us know your own personal tips and techniques for navigating your own personal porn archives in the comments.

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