If we've learned anything today, it's that if you're a cable TV repairman and you get sent out on a call to a strange house, one of two things are going to happen. The 18-year-old daughter of the house will jump your bones or the snotty little brat son will punch you in the nuts. Either way, someone is touching your balls and they're probably doing it to get back at Daddy. It's almost eerie how similar the setups are on these two videos, and how much they resemble our other favorite fake cable guy porn, "Logjammin'" When real cable guys see this post and think about how this never seems to happen in real life, will they be jealous ... or relieved?

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· "cable guy" (Megarotic)

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· "cable guy" (Megarotic)

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· "Logjammin'" (YouTube)

· Cable Guy Punched In The Nuts (tastybooze.com)

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