Nereida Gallardo may no longer be a WAG, but she still knows how to keep our attention. After taking a look through these pictures, we barely even remember her ex-boyfriend's name. Cristiano ... Cristian ... whatever. But who cares anyway? Nereida, you've still got all the assets that matter. (thesun.co.uk)

Send an email to Lux Alptraum, the author of this post, at lux@fleshbot.com.