We don't know too much about actor Gary Dourdan and singer James Blunt—they're like, famous, right?—but from the little we do know, it seems like they're our kind of people. By which we mean: the kind of people who like to hang out on boats with topless girls who sometimes make out with each other. Honestly, if you're going to judge someone's inner character, what else do you really need to know? (Gallery below.)

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