The editors of Zoo must know about a secret Tube line that leads from London to the Spanish island of Ibiza, because the world their models live in exists only on those sun-drenched beaches. Where else could you find five of their bustiest models gathered together to frolic in the sun; each one making time to shoot their own individual photo gallery—followed by a video of them all together. That's okay, though, because we're not at all jealous that people who work at a magazine that exists only to take photos of topless babes, gets to take "vacations" with those same babes at exotic resorts. Nope, not jealous at all....

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· ZOO's Topless Beach Party! (galleries + videos @ zootoday.com)

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