A look back at the week that was ...

· Pornstar sex ... you're doing it wrong.
· Don't think of this as goodbye, Eva Angelina. Think of this as summer reruns until the new season starts.
· So this is why we never get invited to Tera Patrick's parties. (Among many other reasons.)
· Look, we love these girls as much as the next seaman, but we must be careful not to hunt them to extinction.

· We have got to get that new video game.
· Admit it—you're a little jealous of Helen Mirren.
· The Batman will save us! Unless one of these people has a free moment.
· Remember, we know what you like. But please keep telling us, otherwise we'll never figure it out on our own.

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