Pope Benedict XVI arrived in Australia this month on a special visit for World Youth Day, but his visit coincided with the journeys of an even bigger Earthly presence—Belladonna. This was her fifth visit Down Under (that's four more than the Pontiff) and as she prepared for sex week's Sydney Sexpo she had a few words of advice for the Holy Father. "The Pope has indicated he might apologize to victims of sexual abuse and that is a positive thing to do," she said, "but unless he follows up with some practical advice that addresses the sexual needs and desires of clergy, the problem will simply continue." Wait, that actually ... makes perfect sense.

And she even has a reasonable solution—give the Church copies of all her porn movies and let her teach priests how to deal with their urges. Ok, it's not exactly the makings of the most sacrilegious XXX flick ever—"Belladonna Loves The Pope"?—but being such a wise and generous benefactor can't hurt when it comes time to file that application for sainthood.

· Porn star offers free sex advice to priests (news.com.au)

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