By Gram Ponante, 11:45 AM on Fri Jul 18 2008, 5,617 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Sindee Jennings, as you know, is all the rage on the squirt circuit, but here on the set of "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX" she realized, like Chief Martin Brody, that it is only an island if you look at it from the water. So no squirting for her! Instead, she took time to memorize her lines as Mary Ann, which did not include "You don't come quick like an old man!" That one was an improvisation. (See also: Sindee Jennings on MySpace)