Our good friend Jamye Waxman just spent two days at AVN Novelty Expo in Los Angeles (like the regular AVN Expo, but for dildos), and she filed this report on her website. It's safe to say that she found it a lot more interesting than Ron Jeremy did. Seriously, there was a lot of cool stuff there that may soon be stuffed inside you. (avnnoveltyexpo.com + jamyewaxman.com)

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