You don't have to be a WAG to win over the hearts (and other parts) of the Fleshbot crew. We like former WAGs, too! Nereida Gallardo and superstar footballer Cristiano Ronaldo are a couple no more, but she's dealing with the break up nicely by hitting the beach and, if we do say so ourselves, looking as lovely as ever. Nereida, if you need a shoulder to cry on—or maybe a nice massage?—during this troubling time, we're right here for you. Who needs some stupid rich, world-famous athletic dude anyway? (Gallery below.)

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· The Queen of WAGs: A Chronological Look At Nereida Gallardo's Reign (machochip.com)

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