It had to happen eventually: the porn stars have found Twitter. Or at least two have (does that make it a trend?). Ashley Steel (who, it turns out, has been tweeting away for several months now) and Twitter newcomer Dana DeArmond (who was last spotted eating a cheeseburger) post regular updates about their diets, party plans, and physical ailments. Yes, it's true: porn stars are just as boring as the rest of us! (twitter.com; thanks Rachel!)

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