Authorities in London were left with over 40,000 unlicensed porn DVDs that were seized along with adult magazines and sex toys in recent raids, and their solution for dealing with the two tons of fap material was to (gasp) burn them in an incinerator? Maybe if we promised to give them a good home they won't have to resort to such drastic measures the next time. (24dash.com)

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