Is it that time of year again already? Naked bike protesters have been striking again in London, Denver and other parts unknown—and once again we had to skip the festivities due to a severe banana seat injury we sustained a while ago. But we'd really rather not go into details about that. (worldnakedbikeride.org + londonist.com + 9news.com + google.com)

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