When it comes to backyard landscaping we've never had much of a green thumb—we're more like all thumbs, and even we don't where those thumbs have been. Which is a shame, because nothing brings in the hot chicks quite like some sweet topiary work—a nice bush in the shape of a horse or maybe a giraffe never fails to drive the ladies wild. We definitely need to get some new pruning shears before our next big date.

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