A 54-year-old male exotic dancer in Ohio says he's being blackballed from gigs by his employer, Naughty Bodies (yes, you read that right), because he refused to have sex with people (male and female) he was dancing for. We'd have thought a 54-year-old male exotic dancer would've been grateful to get any gigs at all in the first place, but what do we know about what people in Ohio like to watch? (cincinnati.com, image via)

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