In their very thorough description of proper bukkake etiquette, the good folks over at The Naughty American forgot one very important detail: always make sure you have a comfortable place for the jizz recipient to sit—or even better, to lie down on. Performing a blowbang is hard work, and a girl needs to rest her feet (at least) while she's working downtown. If you don't have a couch or a bed on hand, call up IKEA and have them deliver something. Trust us, you'll be glad you did.

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