Researchers in Sweden have determined that people over the age of 70 continue to hump like mad, which totally corroborates that whole "use it or lose it" concept we heard about earlier this week. Older women are understandably thrilled by this development, even if older men are increasingly unhappy about having to run to the pharmacy all the time for more Viagra. (independent.co.uk)

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