We've never had a home with a staircase in it. Well, we have lived in walk-up apartment buildings with more stairs than we ever cared to count, but never a place with a second level requiring us to have a bonus flight inside our actual domicile. That means that, sadly, we've never been able to get busy on our very own bannistered steps—which is just awful because it looks so ... well, actually it looks kind of uncomfortable. (But kinky, right?) Maybe next time we'll ask our Realtor© to only show us places that have an elevator in the living room.

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· "sex on stairs" (RedTube)

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