Sure, there's a lot to make fun of where the Great Alabama Sex Toy Brouhaha is concerned, but autoerotic asphyxiation isn't one of them—contrary to whatever the person who made this YouTube video would have you believe. (Didn't he ever watch that episode of "Six Feet Under"?) More importantly, the minister in question died in June 2007. Dude, what took you so long? (YouTube, via pamshouseblend.com)

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