"Slutty fuck toys give in to their dripping wet desires and take a deep dicking that is nothing short of spectacular. Cock crazed cuties get a pussy pounding that leaves their steamy slits red and raw," reads the Grammy-winning liner notes of "Mommy, Granny & Me"—which tells us nothing about the three generations of compounded shame within. Hence this haiku:

For nine Thanksgivings
Granny just basted herself
It's why Grandpa died.

More versification after the jump.

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Hellenistic MILF
Minotaurs are flaking like
Spanikopita.

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Fairy conveyance
Waving wands in bubble butts:
Are you a good witch?

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