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Oh, Chace Crawford—of course we take you seriously as an actor, you silly thing. After all, just because your name sounds like a porn star's and a disproportionate amount of your publicity photos feature Falcon-style props like cowboy hats and footballs doesn't mean you're not, like, a totally legitimate thespian or anything. Really, did you think that your all-too-infrequent shirtless scenes on "Gossip Girl" were the only things that keep us setting our TiVos every week? (Well, yeah they were actually. But we didn't want you to feel bad.) (Gawker)
