Although we're as anxious as most of you for the whole Verne Troyer sex tape brouhaha to go the way of Gene Simmons and Joey Buttafuco (= straight to that deeply sequestered part of our mind where we store things like "Small Wonder" and the last couple of Liz Phair albums), we'd be remiss in our duties if we didn't tell you about this radio interview with his lady friend Ranae Shrider in which we're told she discusses "the size of his peen and everything". No, we didn't listen to it ourselves. Even our sense of duty has its limits. (w/photo gallery @ 933flz.com - thanks Shawn)

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