If you think we've been spending too much time talking about Nuts this week, don't worry—we haven't forgotten about Zoo Weekly! They enlisted Sammy Braddy, among others, for their "Big Boobs Special," also known as a regular issue of Zoo Weekly. (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

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