We've been dreaming of a fancy vacation—you know, one where we get to hang out on a boat somewhere off the shore of Italy, drinking wine and looking at Penny Lancaster's nipples. You know, the kind of vacation that Rod Stewart gets to take whenever he wants! Our dream vacation may still be just a dream ... but maybe these photos are the next best thing to being there, minus the wine and expense of getting to Italy. (Click thumbnail for gallery.)

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