We were once trapped in an elevator for thirty minutes, and it was definitely the worst thirty minutes we've ever experienced. Ever since that fateful day, we've been terrified of going through another elevator breakdown. But maybe we're just looking at it from the wrong angle—ater all, with the right group of people it wouldn't have to be so traumatic. It could even be a great way to make new friends and maybe even pick up a new skill or two! Isn't it nice how porn always makes us look for the bright side of things?

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