Nuts officially unveils their "Next Top Model"—i.e., the babe that we will incessantly post nude pictures of for the next 8-12 months. Her name is Sophie Reade, she's from Cheshire, England, and her lifelong ambition is to have the world's biggest boobs. Well, she's off to a good start! (dailypoa.com)

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