So apparently there's been yet another study on women and the penises they prefer (we'd post links to other surveys, but, you know, we're lazy) and while there's a lot of (ahem) wiggle room on the enjoyability scale, the schlong of choice among those polled was kind of big. (Then again, they could have just asked a few pornstars we know and saved themselves all that trouble.) (buzzfeed.com, via ArtFagCity; also spotted @ Jezebel)

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