A look back at our week that was ...

· Those F.A.M.E. Award winners: they really are gonna live forever!
· You people are way too good at this. (And that's why we love you.)
· You know, porn stars are just like you, except ... they're not.
· We've got football fever! Sorry, make that soccer fever.
· You know what they say: the only thing that separates a straight guy from gay sex is a six pack a really big check.
· Is that a strap-on in your pocket or ... yep, that's definitely a strap-on.

· If there's a way a sex toy can get too intimate, we think we found out what it is.
· We just thought of one other thing your favorite pornstar will probably never do: you.
· Wait, you can get fucked at home now? Why didn't anyone tell us this?
· Remember, everyone knows you jerk off. And now they know how.

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