We promise: no soccer porn today, because we found a green field, ball-kicking-related sport that's even better then whatever those swanky Europeans like to play for "fun"! Foosball is the true sport of kings—and queens—and if you have any doubt, watch this spirited match between big-boob legends Danni Ashe and Avy Scott. A worldwide championship competition like this would be bigger than the World Cup, the World Series and World War II combined! Hey, when each match devolves into a hot lesbian catfight, there's no way the public would only let this happen once every four years.

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· Danny Ashe & Avy Scott in Busty FooSball Hooligans (RedTube)

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