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We don't get to say this too often, but uh ... we have never seen anything like this before. That's right—it's salmon hentai! (That's "erotic" comic stories of salmon spawning, in case you don't understand Japanese or something.) So does this mean we've covered every base yet? (aprilwinchell.com)