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Max "Bunny" Sparber is a man on a mission: for the next year, he'll be writing one porn script every week, based on the most popular movie from the previous weekend. With "Iron Dong" and "Sex and the Titty" already under his belt, who knows what literary and artistic heights he'll ascend to next? (Though somehow we're thinking his adaptations of "Hancock", "Gonzo", and "American Teen" this summer are sort of going to write themselves.) (sparberfans.blogspot.com)