Here's a philosophical question for you: If you hire two naughty maids to clean your apartment, it may cost you double—but they should be able to come to your apartment in frilly, too-small outfits, pretend to do some dusting and then get naked in only half the time. So the cost should be the same either way, right? On the other hand, if you decide to have a threeway with them, that's two women you have to satisfy and double the disappointment if you fail. Yet, you're only one person, so where's the extra reward for that extra risk? Oh, right ... you get to have a threeway with sexy twin maids! Now that we think about it, you should probably double the tip, too.

· Twin Maids (Megarotic)

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