Speaking of pornographers in trouble, did Max Hardcore not exactly get a fair shake in his obscenity trial? Jurors refused to talk to reporters after returning their guilty verdict because they had already agreed to band together and write a book about the trial. First of all, that hardly leaves them unbiased (or ethical), and second—who the hell wants to read a book about jury duty? Isn't there some way we can get out of that? (tampabay.com + tbo.com)

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