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What happens in Thailand really stays in Thailand—because if you try to film it for a porn movie, you are definitely going to jail (and you might be considered a "gang member" too.) See, the best thing about filming in the Valley is that your odds of ending up in a Southeast Asian prison are remarkably low. (pattayadailynews.com, via avn.com)