The best part about being in the movies is that you get the chance to be that person you always wanted to be—the superhero, the rock star, the all-powerful sex stud. Being an actor means chucking aside your regular old boring life and pretending to be a better, more interesting version of yourself. Or maybe that alternate universe You wants to be a bumbling, self-deprecating slouch who can't flirt with a woman without insulting her, yourself, your profession and basically fumbling your way through one failed self-deprecating pickup move after another. (For example, most guys go after MILFs because they're hot, not because the dude thinks he can't do any better.) Yet, somehow the guy still ends up getting laid. That's movie magic for you!

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· "A MILF's Needs Are Met" (Megarotic)

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