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We're sure director Michael Ninn deserved a break after completing the yet-to-be-released (and massively hyped) porn opus "The Four", but now that he's announced he's going on an "open-ended hiatus" what are fans of his signature brand of gauzy high-end hardcore erotica to do? Not to worry; we're sure someone will step in with their own arsenal of soft-focus lenses and slow-motion editing techniques to fill the gap. Porn abhors a vacuum, you know. (xbiz.com; thumbnail via "The Four" preview gallery)