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Oh Dita Von Teese, we love you so much that we would cross an ocean just to get a glimpse of your nipple ... or at least peruse the pages of the new German Maxim, where if we squint really hard we can pretend we're getting a glimpse of your nipple too. (OK, so it's probably just part of that fancy bra you're wearing ... but are you really going to spoil the fantasy for us after we've come all this way?) (vanityspy.com)