By Dashiell Bennett, 10:40 AM on Wed Jun 4 2008, 408 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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Two genius gas station holdup men pulled off the perfect crime by disguising their faces with thong underwear. (Although maybe they should have put tighty whities on their arms to cover up those distinctive tattoos.) These kids today just show way too much skin, don't they? (yahoo.com; also spotted @ sex-and-blogs.com)