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Coordinating a bukkake scene isn't easy: you try getting five hundred men together to jizz on a girl's face sometime and see how it goes. But with these new proposed bukkake regulations, anyone can put together a bukkake scene with no muss and no fuss! Well, almost no muss. (thenaughtyamerican.com; thumbnail via here)