The art of the geisha is a tricky one indeed: it's not enough to simply please a man by performing whatever service he asks of you, you must also anticipate his desires before he even knows what they are. And you must be prepared for every possible situation, including telling some guy how awesome his cunt lapping skills are in a strange foreign language. There might be even more helpful advice in these instructional language clips allegedly tailored for geishas who cater to stupid American businessmen—but like most of life, it really only takes a few choice phrases to get through any situation.
· Japanese Geisha Lessons in How To "Talk Dirty" (cottonandsand.com)
· More "English Lessons" (YouTube)
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How To Talk Like A Dirty Geisha
The art of the geisha is a tricky one indeed: it's not enough to simply please a man by performing whatever service he asks of you, you must also anticipate his desires before he even knows what they are. And you must be prepared for every possible situation, including telling some guy how awesome his cunt lapping skills are in a strange foreign language. There might be even more helpful advice in these instructional language clips allegedly tailored for geishas who cater to stupid American businessmen—but like most of life, it really only takes a few choice phrases to get through any situation.
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