By Dashiell Bennett, 8:15 AM on Fri May 30 2008, 1,985 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Stormy Daniels descended on Washington, D.C. yesterday to speak at the National Press Club on behalf of the Association of Sites Advocating Child Protection; the AVN Crossover Star of the Year, er, crossed over to deliver the message that kids who want porn can just wait until they're old enough for it, the same way they have to wait to vote or drink or get addicted to prescription drugs. (After all, there are plenty of old folks out there willing to buy her product, so she doesn't need to prey on the young and innocent to earn a buck.) Of course, Stormy commands quite a presence (even in a prim business suit buttoned up the neck), so we feel confident that her message was heard. Now what is she going to do about those gas prices?

· "Porn star to kids: Don't watch me" (examiner.com - thanks Patrick)