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If you're into hot legal actions with some absolutely filthy jurisprudence, the Max Hardcore obsenicty trial is underway and someone with a lot more patience than us is on the scene. Defense motions! Objections! Oral arguments! Even the jury selection is too hot to handle! (avn.com)