Maybe it's because we've mellowed in our senescence (we're 23), but we can't remember the last time we thought anything was outrageous. Nutrageous, maybe, but never outrageous. Especially asses. Can you imagine saying, "Your ass offends me"? I couldn't. And I especially wouldn't say it to Kelly Starr.

Think of a better name for these asses, won't you? Something that fills us with joy, like last week's winner.

· Michael Stefano (wikipedia.org)
· Buy "Michael Stefano's Outrageous Asses" (gamelink.com)

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