A look back at the week that was ...

· Now this is how you do a political scandal!
· Have you seen the new Indiana Jones movies yet? Those treasure hunters have even more fun than we remembered!
· Hey, Joanna Angel ... other people have to go too, you know?
· We are quite clever with our headlines, aren't we?
· If you're a parent with a kid in college, don't worry. They are up to exactly what you think they're up to.

· No matter what the issue, porn is always the answer.
· And if that doesn't work, just add more people.
· This probably goes without saying, but we would rob a bank if Stoya asked us to. Maybe even if she didn't.
· Remember, if you ask for it, we provide it. You did ask for stripping furries, correct? We could have sworn that you did. (P.S. Enjoy the three-day holiday!)