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Doctors and academics are beginning work on the next version of the DSM—the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders—which will answer all sorts of important questions like "Exactly how big of a freak show sexual deviant are you?" And if you're freaky enough, they might even mention your name! (msnbc.msn.com + wikipedia.org; more @ Jezebel)