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Flesh Flicks: Geography Is Hot!

We don't know about you, but we think that maps are pretty much the sexiest thing in the whole world—especially if they are the whole world! Nothing gets us going like a couple of nice round color-coded orbs or maybe a topographical elevation chart with major landmarks indicated by little gold stars. Man, our computer monitor is fogging up just thinking about fingering our Rand McNally! Luckily, we've finally found two girls who clearly share our passion for well-drawn borders. Now if only we knew their names or where they were or even what language they speak. How would one go about tracking down a couple of hot and horny geography sluts? Do you think there's a map for that?

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5:04 PM on Tue May 20 2008
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$Image of josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris\'s sack-dance for you$ josereyes.theroof... at 06:38 PM on 05/20/08
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What, no Gridskipper cross-post? Even if they're no longer in the (immediate) Gawker family, I'd say they deserve this... & who deserves it more? The participants in next year's Nat'l Geographic Geography Bee.

/former scholastic geography bee champion
piggythewonderdog at 06:58 PM on 05/20/08
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Let's see... Geography = Sex? The landmarks I'm thinking of...

The Nile Delta
The Land Down Under
The Grand Tetons
Lake Titicaca
Butte, Montana

And a very exhaustive list of pervy place names:
[www.dribbleglass.com]
piggythewonderdog at 07:00 PM on 05/20/08
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Oh, and I just remembered: French Lick, Indiana
The Merovingian Princess at 10:57 PM on 05/20/08
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There is also a Dyke West Virginia.

But the grand winner is Mianus Connecticut.
CaptainCelery at 11:13 PM on 05/20/08
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Wait, what about the ever popular Intercourse, Pennsylvania?

And of course, super-sexy New Jersey:

Buttzville
Point Pleasant
Cherry Hill
Succasunna
Fort Dix

not to mention Peapack, which sounds like (well, to me, growing up) some fringe sexual fetish. (and, in case you're wondering, Creamridge and Nutley just weren't funny enough)
$Image of josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris\'s sack-dance for you$ josereyes.theroof... at 11:49 PM on 05/20/08
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@The Merovingian Princess: Whoopi Goldberg has a home in Mianus.

/jackass, c. 2001
drjayphd at 12:11 PM on 05/21/08
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@The Merovingian Princess: Yeah, it really was a bit of a tragedy when that bridge collapsed in Mianus. Hopefully, we'll never see any carnage like that in Mianus again.